Weird Al's Queen/Ben Folds hybrid?
How have I gone without that all this time?

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I'm not going to say too much about Moral Orel, because I have trouble talking about it without sounding like a pretentious asshole, but season three of Moral Orel, please.

Portia should be spared. Otherwise…

As awful as Family Guy's gotten, there was some great stuff those first few seasons. Jon's suggestions were good, I'd also throw in "Brian: Portrait of a Dog," "Death is a Bitch," and "The King is Dead." Especially "The King is Dead."

I remember that I watched this show, but I don't remember anything beyond "Not the mama!" I do remember buying the album they put out and singing one of the songs from it in the talent show. Man, being a little kid was fucking great.

I loved it in high school, but the few episodes I've watched recently did not hold up. The exact things that made it such an experience for me seem to be the things that annoy the hell out of me about it now.

Hey, remember when Lance killed a guy?
No, but really, this show is the best.

What the hell did I just watch? That's what Steve Zahn is into?

Jack: yes, but skip straight to season six. You won't miss anything, except something with Alanis Morrisette.

I don't think anyone was traumatized, except me, because GROSS. What do I care about that kid? I don't know that kid.

No, but seriously, even with a fake tit, it was like, right over a real one, and that was an actual kid, sucking on it. I literally could not think about anything but the filming of that scene during the entire thing.

Also, I totally second "For nerds"/ "For illiterates."

Please, PLEASE keep doing this. Trying to read the "spoiler-free" threads last week threw me into fits of rage. Fortunately, I quickly managed to drink enough to forget what I'd read, but I'd still prefer doing it this way.

I prefer Childish Gambino
Now he seems like a nice boy.

Seriously
I can't even look at these comments.

Will Ferrell, trying to write a song that Garth Brooks would sell his soul for.

For Nancy was the only song I remember hearing on the radio. I don't think Strange Condition would have inspired me to buy tickets to his show without hearing the rest of the album, which Nancy definitely did.

"'A dry martini,' Bond said. 'In a deep champagne goblet. Three measures of Gordons, one of Vodka, half a measure of Kina LIllet. Shake it very well until it's ice cold, then add a thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?'"

Guys, GUYS. It's easy.