You arrogant sonofabitch! You think you're the only writer who can give me that Barton Fink feeling?! I got twenty writers under contract that Ican ask for a Fink type thing from.

HOWDITGETBURNED?!

In the capital region of NYS, we seem to be bucking the trend referred to in this article: fireworks were illegal until last year. I bought a big bunch at WalMart this year…we can't get fun stuff like mortars or even Roman candles and bottle rockets, but man can we put on an impressive fountain display…..

He forgot to include the bit where he needs to buy a new monocle.

The Sweets, Child, Are Mine

I thought a spinoff like that would involve Chunk coming homing home with Sloth and his parents saying "fuck no we're not letting that Mask-looking mofo in our house!" followed by Sloth getting enraged and killing mom and dad, then he and Chunk have to make a run for it and embark on a cross-country bank robbing spree…

Did he throw a party afterward?

Wolfman's got nards…aaawwww, shit.

That doesn't exist, but as a consolation prize, this does:

Had a big blow-out on Monday. Spent Saturday shopping and planning, Sunday cleaning and prepping food, and on Monday spent 13 hours cooking for about 15 people total. Made enough food to feed a small third-world nation for a month, most of it was actually eaten and given high praise, which made the massive back pain…

Scoobpocalypse

I'm actually the domestic chore person in our relationship. Even the missus admits that I just plain do all the cleaning and cooking better.

Oh, god, I know the pain! Learning to load the dishwasher even made its way into Mrs. HR's vows!

I don't. Mrs. HR does. I'm better at your more traditional types.

Did you ever run into a musical group works out of Kansas City call themselves “Four Jacks and a Jill”? They’ve been at a Ramada Inn there for about 18 months. If you’re ever in Kansas City and want to hear some good music, you might want to drop by.

The flour is coming from inside the house!

If a snickerdoodle is done right (which is a rare thing)…

I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty!

But we used to get so much more…seriously. There were some awesomely quirky series and regular features that used to run here. There was even a time when the Taste Test was fun and interesting.

"You got a purdy crevice tool.."