> maybe the Ramsay version would have waded in further.

Wanted Salt: The Tom Collicchio Story

I heard he enjoyed corn. Another word for corn is maize.

You sure about that? Cuz I'm not.

I'm sure he's being sincere. Don't give him the shaft.

He calls it his meterus.

Charlie the Tuna was really a Japanese fisherman. It was the glasses that gave it away.

I don't believe anyone's a feminist unless they stand in front of a gigantic light-up sign that says so.

It's webcamming, right? I bet it's webcamming.

NIPPLE CLAMPS!

That's a great late-period Bowie song.

Hunnam's huminah huminah

-Knock knock

I only have two brothers… D-:

You're discounting the opinion of a guy named ApesMa?

Together they fight crime!

Fresh ground and still hot, the way I like my human flesh.

She looks nothing like Cookie Monster. Are they gonna do her up in blueface?

You said rape twice.

Well, that and the fine Columbian make tonight a wonderful thing.