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Those are my favorite horror movies. When you don't even have to see what's on the screen to get that feeling of "no."

There is an eighth, which will be issued by Third Man records in a special cedar crate.

Hi, Burl!

It's all about getting clicks, and getting them early…

Kevin Bacon: COCK!

"Thank you for the pictures you drew of me. They're hanging in my bedroom…"

Use a tad less vegetable oil next time…

Whoa…

Oh.

The guy in the middle looks like he's thinking, "How did I end up in a band with these dorks?"

I dunno, the one on the right looks like he might be all gristle and sinew.

"Jesus Christ, what a wuss. I'm releasing them all on principle."

It's Barbie's new pal, Connie Britton!

Tubes, man, it's all about tubes. No, not like the ones you get for your ear infections. Who the hell is raising you?

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Fright Night!

Just what we need…toddlers gushing about how everything sounds better on vinyl. Ugh.

The eggplant emoji?

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