Shut yer jaws!

He was the most talented one!

Take these broken wings, Lemmy, learn to fly again…

*George Costanza looks nervous*

Franklin Mint has been stockpiling a fuckton of commemorative plates in anticipation.

Tina Belcher?

They wanted to, but John Deacon kept holding out for more money.

Bogus…

Get rid of them, and you'll just replace 'em with something else.

SHIELD, BITCH!

*M Night Shyamalin starts writing a new script*

Is it as good as the anti-drug ep of Saved By the Bell?

I heard they're going to have a three episode arc with Detective Munch.

I thought that said "…with farts" for a few seconds there, and I was very confused.

There is something about her…

I don't think there's a problem with the unfollowing. Some peoples' feeds make me want to kill myself…if I had to live with them in real life, I'd be forced to make very hard choices very quickly.

People, not aliens.

Queen Elizabeth Fogle?

He was just trying to help you, Sherrod!

How dare they have cultural institutions!