Old CDs work. If you wanna piss off audiophiles, 45s are good, too.

Marco Rufio?

When are you going to do something about the potholes at the end of my block?

I just steal 'em from bars.

You sound like the terrified family in that Twilight Zone ep with Billy Muny and his ability to get anything he wants…

d'y'I HEARD THAT!

But you're a good poster!

Totally underrated album.

You should look here:

He's advertising for the shop!!

Where in the world was that picture taken?

Hey, King has a number of blackout years, so you never know.

Shit's run its course, Internet!

C-

Same here!

He was adorable on Empty Nest! Only reason to tune in.

I'm not sure I love Biden, though. Maybe I should try again?

You sure about that?

Ok, then.

Geez, I thought this was gonna be a stupid mashup. Instead it's just stupid.