The A.V. Club

A turkey burger can be good, provided you're actually expecting to eat one, that it's cooked right, and that it's really well spiced. Much like veggie burgers, the spices make all the difference.

It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick…

Oh, that's a shame if it's true.

She's in my top 5, most definitely.

I sold the TIE and X-Wing I inherited from my brothers, my Millennium Falcon, a scad of storm troopers of various sorts, the original Luke Skywalker figure, the collector's edition Luke Jedi with removable cowl and lightsaber, original Darth Vader, a bunch of secondary characters…gah.

Riverboat Song was awesome…and…um…Steve Craddock is way better backing Paul Weller.

That sounds like a Family Guy cutaway.

I loved those things!

Was there one of the Hoth ice cave with spaces for Luke to hang upside down from the roof? I have vague memories of that one…I honestly can't remember if I or my best friend had it.

They felt cheaper, too…they seemed to be made with a softer plastic and had less detail than Transformers.

What the fuck did I just watch?!

No love for Stoya?

Baby carrots.

It must be impossible for a Spanish person to order seltzer and not get salsa.

She was always the one who got Inspector Gadget out of his latest mess.

Curses! The old Nevins-Landgraf switcheroo!

The first album felt a bit half-baked. It has a good handful of tracks, but a few that drag it down a bit, too ("National Anthem" especially). It might be better to start with the "Video Games" EP if you can still find it floating around before buying the full LP.

I have friends who cop that attitude, then gush about Lady Gaga (who I also like). Then I want to punch them in the throat.

Fuck being ashamed of stuff you enjoy. You enjoy it, that's all that should matter.