It could be a rider attached to the Kanye bill.

Actually, the premise of this sounds really cool. Bummer that a lot of the setup seems to be wasted.

Cartwright!

Woof!

That's right, he's Abe Frohman.

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Have you no shame?

There's a gimmick account for that.

Melissa McCarthy gets through on a technicality.

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Another writer should tackle Popless!

Man is THAT VP going to have a surprise when he goes to lunch!

Sepp Blatter sounds like a Star Wars villain name…

FUCK

It's a Rilo Kiley cover band.

-Have I created a mythology?

The Night Rangers are better. They work for the weekend.

That's my favorite Smokey Robinson tune.

Fuck yeah, Heidegger could've used some of that shit. Someone make a joke out of this, I'm too tired.

If only he'd followed the same pattern for the Hobbit…