A shopping bag and a rubber band.

Grenada 2: Grenadaner

It used to have character. Now you couldn't tell if you were on Olympus Mons or friggin' Space Mountain.

But, dude, the bong is right there and you've still got the browser open to Redtube…so….

Samoaxewound

Chilly douches are very uncomfortable.

Pretty soon, he'll be in those commercials with Kevin Nealon and Arnold Palmer!

I said that this morning when I had a bad coughing fit caused by too many cigarettes last night.

My fucking head hurts.

There's a riveting chapter where he weighs the relative merits of bananas or strawberries in his morning oatmeal. He finally decides to use them both in equal measure, but by then the oatmeal had gone cold. This failure would haunt him for decades, and had direct bearing on many of his decisions as America's chief…

Can't go to her other cousing West's place; it's in a bad neighborhood.

That second one is like the seedy underbelly of that Twilight Zone ep with the dummy.

THEY'RE JUST NOT THE SAME!

I don't even OWN a cancer.

"Check out Jezebel's ass in those yoga tights!"

No, V-GER!

Eh, the relentless negativity and political crap can get a little wearing, but it's still one of the best places to hang out.

They should make a movie based off New Yorker cartoons. I'm not sure they'd convey the proper sense of vorshtein, however.

Would you ask J.T. Petty that?

Is it anything like the Miami Sound Machine?