Clerks would be very very VERY low on a list of movies I'd ever want to see made into a porn parody. *shivers*

Clerks would be very very VERY low on a list of movies I'd ever want to see made into a porn parody. *shivers*

Oooops, you're right, I mixed up my awesome games with my awful ones. It was Second Life or something right? Is that still a thing?

Oooops, you're right, I mixed up my awesome games with my awful ones. It was Second Life or something right? Is that still a thing?

It's a very small point, but I figured I'd jump in and defend the whole "sports marketing" thing, not that it's very entertaining, it isn't but there is definitely a precedence for Jim wanting a career in sports. I don't remember the episode but Jim's Half-Life character was a sports writer in Cincinnati, so…

It's a very small point, but I figured I'd jump in and defend the whole "sports marketing" thing, not that it's very entertaining, it isn't but there is definitely a precedence for Jim wanting a career in sports. I don't remember the episode but Jim's Half-Life character was a sports writer in Cincinnati, so…

Um…is anyone else here concerned that season 4 of Community (which, lets be serious, is going to be the last) is going to end on a cliffhanger "for several characters"? We had some great closure last season, to end this season in some lame bid for another season would just suck. Who knows though, maybe I'll have a…

Um…is anyone else here concerned that season 4 of Community (which, lets be serious, is going to be the last) is going to end on a cliffhanger "for several characters"? We had some great closure last season, to end this season in some lame bid for another season would just suck. Who knows though, maybe I'll have a…

…who frequently lunches with Brett Ratner as they bond over the Big Butt Book.

…who frequently lunches with Brett Ratner as they bond over the Big Butt Book.

WHERE'S [Everyone's enthusaism for] FIREFLY???!

WHERE'S [Everyone's enthusaism for] FIREFLY???!

Fair enough. I understand where you're coming from, but that seems like a very reductionist view of that show.

Fair enough. I understand where you're coming from, but that seems like a very reductionist view of that show.

Is Joss Whedon a celebrity?  Because him. Also Nathan Fillion, Amy Poehler and Stephen Colbert. If any of those people turned out to be horrible I might just become a full-on nihilist.

Is Joss Whedon a celebrity?  Because him. Also Nathan Fillion, Amy Poehler and Stephen Colbert. If any of those people turned out to be horrible I might just become a full-on nihilist.

As a guy who went through 4 years of a ultra-conservative Christian high school, I assure you that they make tiny little new testaments that will fit within any bag……THE CHILDREN ARE SAVED. But not in a creepy born again way…

I don't know, say what you will about the guy but when it comes to tv he has a pretty solid track record. Not a Teegarden fan though (does such a person exist?)

Goddamit, that's a terrible thought. I'm scared just thinking about it.

Now Warner Brothers needs to randomly get a hard-on for lady detectives and perhaps we'd finally get a fucking Veronica Mars movie.