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Worked out okay for Jud. Maybe Kat will ride the short bus to a million.

I doubt Troy's claim of 170lbs. That's, like, 2 Kims. I kept hoping it's squeals would alert it's papa pig and this big boar would come charging the camp. That would've been quality entertainment.

If I were Troy, and had caught the pig, I would've handed Alicia or someone the axe and said something along the lines of, "Here ya go. You want ham, have at it." Something tells me none of those girls would have had it in them to kill it.

I think the estate of Edgar Rice Burroughs has more of an issue with Disney right now…

Yeah, you have to seriously think that this is hurting her job prospects. She's probably my second least favorite person this season.

Whew. Glad you said it so I didn't have to. That would've been embarrassing.

Seriously? Now I'm depressed…

I always thought she looked more like the Predator, ironically.

Yeah, how did Shane Black beat him in a hot dog eating contest?

Cassavetes was originally attached to the first one, so maybe Favreau beat/ate him?

Zowie Bowie would have been pretty cool. I also like the idea of pitting directors in death matches to determine who gets to direct. Jon Favreau looks like he could handle himself in a fight.

Are you mocking birds?

I watched The Colony last season, and those people don't even have a Probst to be in contact with. Just 33 days on their own. After a week or so, they started believing the situation they're in.

I'm pretty sure Tarzan's letter was blank, written by a voice in his head.

I can't recall, but didn't Ralph do well, despite the fact that he had more body hair than brain cells? Other than getting voted off, I mean.

Also, why didn't he bring up how they treated her in the beginning?

Even the bananas were little!

Yeah, I was waiting for someone else to mention it.

YES! I knew it was something from this episode. Maths!

Oddly enough, not intentional.