Gram Parsons once called The Eagles comparable to a "plastic dry fuck". That about sums it up for me.

I just remember him eaten by pigs in Hannibal

Doesn't Jolie drink the blood of virgins?

You should see his Sammy Davis Jr impression in blackface.

I was half paying attention to the Grammys and I looked over at the start of Minaj's performance and was wondering why she was doing a duet with William H. Macy.

Adele - This generation's answer to Alison Moyet.

Leave him alone, he probably wrote it in the heat of the moment.

I think the main reason she isn't in more movies is because she took a break to follow the Dead around on a bus with a bunch of other Deadheads.

And Undefeated The is about British singer Matt Johnson's amazing cricket run of 1993.

Tinker Tailor

It should have been nominated for Best Wallpaper.

I thought Paul Giamatti already had copyrighted Best Schlubb at the Oscars. And I like Giamatti.

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

Well that photo sure screams "hot freaks".

The Oatestache - Tickling Taints since 1973.

This Dutch woman could have played the cultural misunderstanding card better if she had called Rihanna "dyke" instead.

Burt Reynolds also suggested in his autobiography that the only reason he accepted the role in Stroker Ace is because he thought it was about a chronic masturbator who likes dressing in a chicken suit.

"Before that (Women in Love) he was a sane, likable TV director. Now he's an insane, likable film director," - Oliver Reed.

Amanda Donohoe was such a tasty dish.

What about that scene in Jack Frost (the 1997 horror movie P.O.S., not the 1998 Michael Keaton P.O.S.) where the homicidal snowman kills a bathing Shannon Elizabeth by pinning her to the washroom door and doing unsavoury things to her with his carrot nose?