Good stuff Will. Longtime Soft Boys/Hitchcock fan here.

Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about.
But it's really about my birth control pill."
I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack.
When in doubt, vamp.
Or at least ad-lib.
And of course you know that spit don't make babies."
She smiled, and said, "No compute."

(hears the echo of one hand clapping)

Who will be playing Harry Reems in this.

So basically Van Sant will just be doing a shot-for-shot remake of Abduction?

I hear they have eyes also. In some weather conditions, very very pointy eyes.

He's more a ROFL kinda guy.

People actually dig Mick Jagger's solo stuff?

Better get the Whorin' Commission on it.

Val Kilmer.

Only if she gets Zapped! in it.

Pathetic 80s male TV hero fact - I used to get Lee Majors and Gil Gerard mixed up.

I'm in a house motherfucker.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. And that's when Elvis stepped in.

tbs  Very funny

two guys, one seat

Lindsay Lohan's vagina?

Lil Wayne's version of "Chimes of Freedom"

Roger Miller

"I  shot a man in Reno/ just to watch him die."