Well, fuck. Now I do.

The Dikachu brand vibrator would just loudly mumble, "I hate this," while you use it.

If it stops this guy, then yeah, I'm willing to take one for the team.

I refuse to change any behavior until Patton Oswalt is fellated.

I'll give you a whole pack of Double Stuf to go the fuck away.

Because then we wouldn't know he hates it.

That was an amusing distraction. Thank you.

This has Golden Agouti Gerbil written all over it.

Fox has generally been kind to shows and not canceling at the drop of a hat recently. Hell, Ben & Kate stayed on way longer than it technically should have, and lord, look at Mindy Project.

I love it. That is all.

If you think being a copywriter means not making typos, then have I got news for you.

As someone who works in advertising, I can guarantee this was ripped off. Lazy 27-year-olds who have no imagine, scour Youtube and Vimeo so they can look like they came up with an original idea to impress their middle-aged boss who still wears too tight jeans and drives a motorcycle.

Goddammit, you are so right. Just outright pisses me off looking at her. That is EXACTLY who pulls that kind of shit here.

@avclub-61938d93498e7f0ed5e6527b1cee656a:disqus You seen it recently? They have male models, too. And get this: they talk. All of the models talk. What. The. Fuck.

Ok, movin on!

I hadn't read anything of his, but went to this one after hearing Anderson was going to be adapting it. I really enjoyed it. Not a long endeavor by any standards, and it reads like any other kinda noir.

For me, when it's on in syndication, the drop in quality is pretty unnoticeable. I think it still works as a laugh-delivery service just fine when episodes are out of context.

I always like to think about all the other people in that theater screaming as they're crushed by their folding chairs and encroaching foliage.

Even if I show up 1 minute late in New York City I'm the asshole that makes everyone scoot. So, I'm always the chump who knows how to get places on time (early even) and consequently gets scooted every. Fucking. Time.

China Garden.