She has impressive, um, tube socks? Is that the new, agreed upon nomenclature around here?

That is an excellent idea. Oh, I'm just imagining the madcap hijinks the two of them would get into. You better sell that to the studios before I do.

Cover blurb
"love and waves, that's what we need in these dark days. [sic]"

Interview & T-Shirts
The second-half of this interview kind of turned into Random Roles. I don't mind, because I enjoyed it when he played those roles.

He hacked into my car!

Yeah, but this is 'Merica.

We are all very, very disappointed in you. I mean, look at yourself. Come on.

The AV Club regrets to inform you that your desired position is currently occupied by a failed firstie. Your application has been deferred, and will be re-evaluated in the event of a prior post removed.

I came across a Facebook group called "1,000,000 Men Taking a Stand Against Pornography." Laughs were had. (Membership: An also laughable 1407)

All I remember about Ellen Page on SNL is her gushing about "gay mortgages" in some sketch. I wonder how those worked out.

At least Clone Wars features Truman Capote-sound-alike Zero the Hutt, which is a redeeming quality.

Speaking of Dennis Quaid…
Vantage Point, anyone? Multiple rewinds, gratuitous car chases, and contrived characters?

"[S]hiny!"

THAT"S "THE" CHANG TO YOU
I know what Head of Business Development Dave Chang is getting from his Secret Santa!

Get one that sings "The Battle Hymn of the Republic."

Giant Swiss Army Knife
That giant knife defeats the purpose of having a compact, multifunction, utility knife. It's like a giant novelty pencil that's too big to grip and write with. Besides, it's made by those filthy neutrals, the Swiss.

Truly this common thief is a saint, nay, a god amongst men!

Have those words ever been put into that particular order before? Bizarre. This sounds like it was generated by a program that spews important sounding nonsense.

It will, however, save time and space for people who do carry around a dildo all day.

I don't know, that many Legos must be very, very expensive.