"do you really want to watch two people on television bicker back and forth about their relationship?"

Can I be the one who says that Parks was a lot funnier before it settled on its optimistic vibe, and Leslie was very clearly a well-meaning but vastly underqualified and in-over-her-head civil servant in a dank backwater of a town surrounded by dysfunctional assholes, freaks and misanthropes incapable of getting…

Yeah - it probably makes for better drama (at least in certain ways, I guess) but, as @avclub-60396f24057a26c5e19fc6b7dd5227a4:disqus notes above, for weaker sci-fi. There's not that much about changeling society (and the empire they've built out of that society) that stems from the fact that they're changelings,…

@avclub-b31df16a88ce00fed951f24b46e08649:disqus "How do we filter out the teases? We don't let them land! …Check your lease, man, 'cause you're livin' on Fuck Planet!"

Y'know what, I'll admit it - I like that Archer has a dog. Why did it take that many Star Treks to show a captain who had a pet? (Not counting Picard's fish.)

Oh, look at us, we've seen the whole series and Zack hasn't yet! Now let's all rate and compare episodes other than the ones this review is about, and then nerd out about which supporting characters from different shows would win in a fight.

WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING!

That's what he gets for teaming up with a creepily dessicated version of the Master!

I think that's part of it… but a much more fundamental part of it is the material he's been tackling over the past decade or so has been mediocre-to-awful compared to what he's done in the past (which, at its best, was original material, or material which spoke to his interests). Why should I see Tim Burton do the…

I think that's part of it… but a much more fundamental part of it is the material he's been tackling over the past decade or so has been mediocre-to-awful compared to what he's done in the past (which, at its best, was original material, or material which spoke to his interests). Why should I see Tim Burton do the…

For years I was in the dull, stodgy camp that groused that the 1971 Wilder movie wasn't a faithful-enough adaptation of the book - until the Burton version came out, with its bizarre and unnecessary Secret Origin of Willy Wonka tacked on, complete with eyeroll-inducing daddy issues. I didn't need Burton to "explain"…

I love that Bats is still in costume, even though he's clearly seven or eight months pregnant at least and at should have been checking into Bat-maternity dresses a while ago.

@avclub-72e068a12ae7544202a7fcc40b5448aa:disqus Pre-Crisis Krypton, Post-Crisis Krypton, or Post-Post-Crisis Krypton? Because Bronze Age Kryptonians were dirtier than you might think.

Racist Cookies and Cream.

They are going to make that last Ayn Rand movie OUT OF A SENSE OF ALTRUISM, DAMN IT!

Yet another review that isn't reviewing the album as much as it is reviewing the band, its career trajectory, and the career trajectory the reviewer would like the band to have taken instead. Gross.

Spidey-sense tingling… did somebody call for a web-slinger?

Eric Thurm, stop trying to write like O'Neal. In fact, everyone should stop writing like O'Neal, including O'Neal - it's becoming kind of insufferable.

The title is the title of a wannabe camp classic; the TV show is about snotty people who take a campy premise way too seriously.