@avclub-3f0120c8dcf9d18404640edbed84e57d:disqus "Pieces of information" is like how Apple refers to "songs" as a discrete unit of measurement.

@avclub-3f0120c8dcf9d18404640edbed84e57d:disqus "Pieces of information" is like how Apple refers to "songs" as a discrete unit of measurement.

So, did anyone else feel bad for the spider? It was like, "NOOO dead kid" and then, "well, at least the jar will break and the spider can get away," and then "DOUBLE NOOOO, the spider is still stuck, it is a METAPHOR."

So, did anyone else feel bad for the spider? It was like, "NOOO dead kid" and then, "well, at least the jar will break and the spider can get away," and then "DOUBLE NOOOO, the spider is still stuck, it is a METAPHOR."

OMG WHALES READ THE BIBLE

OMG WHALES READ THE BIBLE

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus  Well, it's kind of like this: if a bunch of really smart mice took you prisoner, and kept you in one room that was maybe the size of your kitchen or a little bigger, and made you do tricks for other mice, it'd probably be more surprising if you DIDN'T kill them at some…

@avclub-fec1b8d3fbc08f27a84e5a334d45bb5a:disqus  Well, it's kind of like this: if a bunch of really smart mice took you prisoner, and kept you in one room that was maybe the size of your kitchen or a little bigger, and made you do tricks for other mice, it'd probably be more surprising if you DIDN'T kill them at some…

Eh, if you're gonna complain about the dumb accent shit, you're gonna have to throw out half of Claremont's characters. Shugah mein gott, tovarisch!

Eh, if you're gonna complain about the dumb accent shit, you're gonna have to throw out half of Claremont's characters. Shugah mein gott, tovarisch!

@avclub-01f652032789f75656fb3776a9a30128:disqus  Actually, Obama has tortured plenty of people - he's just doing it at Bagram instead of Gitmo. And on top of torturing people, he's assassinating them with robot drones - including an American teenager who was targeted for execution without explanation or apology. And…

@avclub-01f652032789f75656fb3776a9a30128:disqus  Actually, Obama has tortured plenty of people - he's just doing it at Bagram instead of Gitmo. And on top of torturing people, he's assassinating them with robot drones - including an American teenager who was targeted for execution without explanation or apology. And…

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus awwwwwwww

@avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus awwwwwwww

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus - That's a great response there. "How would you feel about being kidnapped, dumped in a dungeon, and tortured?" "That's not my problem, since I don't travel." Well, y'know, dopey, I hate to break it to you, but most of the folks down at Gitmo weren't much for travel…

@avclub-734ffb84cfa214922893511fae356b45:disqus - That's a great response there. "How would you feel about being kidnapped, dumped in a dungeon, and tortured?" "That's not my problem, since I don't travel." Well, y'know, dopey, I hate to break it to you, but most of the folks down at Gitmo weren't much for travel…

Very few. In fact, the Obama administration cheerfully admits that most of them have nothing wrong, but simply refuses to release them nonetheless; of those who have gone through any kind of prosecution, the charges these "jihadis" are facing mostly amount to defending themselves from invading troops. See, for…

Very few. In fact, the Obama administration cheerfully admits that most of them have nothing wrong, but simply refuses to release them nonetheless; of those who have gone through any kind of prosecution, the charges these "jihadis" are facing mostly amount to defending themselves from invading troops. See, for…

I thought it was precisely the problem that we WEREN'T letting them go?

I thought it was precisely the problem that we WEREN'T letting them go?