Just don't use the blue light.

"By the hammer of Thor!" says another satisfied customer.

Dildorini! Dilllllll….

Like that David Cross bit about eating a desert with real gold on top. Tasteless, odorless gold…TO EAT!

Yuuuuuuuuuup.

Once Pokemon Sun and Moon come out, "Goldildo" and "Gwypaltrow" will hopefully appear in their Honest Trailer.

Mr Banana Grabber

I was at the hospital the other day and they had Fox News on, every other commercial was about buying gold.
"Put your money where your mouth sometimes is!"

Reminds me of the Mr Show sketch, featuring The Jazz Singer.

I half expect Clooney to turn on a computer and hear the old Windows "TADA!" sound.

Yo, SMC fa' life!

You're not Curt Schilling are you?

I was thinking the other day about people I went to school with who were gay, that I didn't realize until later in life. Reason being, in the early 90s it was still something most people were forced to hide, so as far as I knew in my teens, not a lot of people were gay. We live in a world where people are more…

Looks like I found my next MUST read. Thanks, Nathan!

Those commercials for it are terrible, from the super cliche "You have no idea how high this goes!" to the gunman's weird "DEZ STAHK MAHKET CLOWNZ" accent. And as someone just mentioned, throw in a "Conspiracy Theory" reference to complete the 1990s motif.

If all his scenes were cut we'd have heard about it here in the Newsfeed six times a day. You can't spell activism without AV.

Wow, they got all the big box office giants that make nothing but shitty movies all together!

Mark Zuckerberg took the same picture of his penis for 18 years, the last one will shock you!

So my takeaway from this series of articles is The AV Club knew Facebook was doing this all along and did nothing about it. Republican Task Force - ASSEMBLE!

They think websites are a series of tubes, and women's bodies have magical ways to shut down.