Last year she made it very clear he was doing nothing to avenge The Viper. The second I saw her helping him into his chair I said, "Good night sweet prince."

Saw: UK
"It's a contraption, 'innit?"

"Confused? You'll still be after this episode of TWIN PEAKS!"
doo doo, doo doo da da…

Season one was in a lot of ways: the season finale cliffhanger overload, the meta "Invitation to Love" soap they all watched. Season two dropped all that and amped up the supernatural, which was barely there season one.

AND HOT!

"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present."
One of my favorite Twin Peaks-isms.

Not gonna lie, Ontkean will be missed. I know he wasn't much on his own, but his partnership with Coop was OG bromance 101.

He's Little Nicky, and TWIST! He IS the devil!

Russ Tamblyn must have some good stories of The Beloosh for his son in law, little Davey Cross.

"Attention Calhoun Memorial Staff, do not eat or serve the food. That is all."

My God yes!

Buy the soundtrack featuring Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.

Jack v Candlestick: Dawn of Jumping

You should go to Yahoo! Sports comment sections to be with your own kind (although your comments seem like carbon copies anyway). And a Trump dig to boot, out of nowhere. Straight from the "How often DO you beat your wife?" playbook.

Teams don't like those "smug" "arrogant" Patriots, which always confuses me, because the Patriots never say anything remotely trash talky, and when they do, Wes "Good Little Foot Soldiers" Welker for example, they get punished.
Goodell knows slamming the Pats is good because he only pisses off the Patriots, while every…

Peyton Manning was like, the second worst QB last year and won a 2nd gift wrapped Super Bowl. Eli Manning was so stunned his face was paralyzed.

Bring Back Dante! worked.

Coming Soon to AV Club: "Why 9/11 WAS a white tragedy dammit, and why it matters."

Morris Day Stockpiling Uranium?

I'm surprised he didn't show up, but then spend 2 hours staring blankly into the crowd in honor of that one time Prince forgot his lines in Purple Rain.