That's baseball, baby! I'm having my bathroom at home redesigned for my penis. My wife is on her own.

I remember Jeffrey Tambor was on it multiple times yet was always a different character. And it wasn't even like several years apart.

Ever see the old Conan sketch Ritter: Secrets where John Ritter says, "People ask me if I knew my testicles were exposed, you're goddamned right I did." I think he was smoking too.

Benji 16 for Bijoux!

Sadly, that already happened. Hell, they made a Car 54, Where Are You? movie.

No, most people have met one. I've met several. You probably have too.

As a Red Sox fan I have long ago had to separate "bloody sock" Schilling with his asshole, real life persona. He has always been a blowhard with strong right wing views. Sports radio here in town have been talking about this, and a lot of people are thankfully not siding with him, outside of the intolerable WEEI…

The A V Club fact checker is clearly a former employee of Kruger Industrial Smoothing.

Have you seen the man's real life girlfriend? I would gladly trade off a punchable face for her.

Rooney and Kate are Mara less the same person.

I prefer the darkly comic Tobias Funke's take on The Thing. "Is there a little girl here? Daddy needs to get his rocks off!"

His estate signed off on this? Jesus….

I was just looking at the TV Club column and it's raining "B" grades. You get a B! You get a B(-)! You get a B(+)!

Yeah, I'm not looking to unpack my thoughts about Amy's persona and what the media apparently wants her to be now, I just want to know if it's funny. And as far as her not saying anything new about there being no good roles for women, I don't see why it's her job. It's a truism, and everyone knows it, what else is…

I stopped reading Slate and my blood pressure is much better.

It never fails to amaze me how FXX can always make an It's Always Sunny episode look dreadful from a 10 second ad.

Of course, the idea of simply being a good enough person to not say the wrong thing at all doesn’t occur to Corgan or Jones, because that notion conflicts with their argument that people are only being offended because they want to be.
I've never heard of Jones before but truthers are a scary lot and seem to think…

(Just look at Last Week Tonight, for crying out loud. The internet loves that show.)

She's gonna carry that weight, carry that weight a long time…

Do those Pat Boone "I've Seen the Future and It Looks Like Baltimore" ads air all over or just in New England? The commercials are vague as to what it is exactly, but I'm guessing it's some pretty racist shit.