Plus, there would be product placement everywhere: "of all the Beefeater gin joints…" "put your iPod on repeat, Sam" "Louie, I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship on Facebook" "I came to Casablanca for the Pellagrino waters" "it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't…

My whole childhood will not allow for these "wrong sounding Muppets". At this point, Dave Goelz is one of the few remaining original voices left. No more Henson, Oz…

On the flipside, Robert Englund as Freddy Kruger. Jackie Earle Haley's Freddy was so uninspired. Englund's Freddy had a sadistic, playful glee to his murdering. Haley's Freddy was not.

I got one episode into the last season and my wife and I couldn't continue. The Dr Dragon Face was just way too awful. Dr Pryce and Destiny are the only likable characters left. There's constantly a new Shelley. Just a mess. Sometimes a mess is fun to watch, but this is a boring mess too often.

JK's JJJ was perfect. I forget which movie it is, probably the third (forgettable), but at a wedding something happens and all he does is poke his head into the frame and it's hilarious.

I was surprised watching Annie Hall that I found her, as Dennis Reynolds would say, "not conventionally attractive but oddly sexy."

Tyler Perry is actually a very capable actor and was the best part of Gone Girl.

Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka. His Wonka, a Shakespeare quoting, darkly comic, and sinisterly indifferent (Mike TeeVee going to the machine that shrinks him, Wonka says with no effort at all, "No please stop") mastermind had no daddy issue backstory (Burton/Depp) and he didn't need one.
Plus, I always forget how draggy the…

He loves me, he loves me, he loves me, he loves me…

Plus, when Larry's being an asshole, Suzie (or a Suzie surrogate) is there to tell him he's an asshole. I don't watch TBBT but sometimes the TV stays on after I watch the block of Seinfeld on TBS and I often wonder why whenever Sheldon is talking why the other characters never just punch him in the face.

“It’s possible this is a political statement about a young woman steadfastly refusing to conform to our requirements for satisfaction.”

Yeah, when I heard "season finale" I was like, "That can't be right…"

Stick of Truth was pretty good, but that "dragon shout / farting" thing was game breakingly bad. At least on PS3 it was.

I completely agree with the part where some fans don't get the irony. Like people who watch It's Always Sunny and don't get how the joke is on the characters, not the people that are their victims.

TWoP. Goddamned that site turned to shit quick. Boards on Boards. Off Topic! Real meter maid shit. I got flagged for something not even flag-worthy in today's uber-sensitive culture. Too bad. The write ups were pretty kick ass.

When TWOP suddenly became the thought police, I went to the dark side - The AV Club.

Yeah, it was seriously group-think mentality. Even if you framed an opinion in the most delicate way, you'd get reamed by mods and other people. It soured me, and I really liked the site, but they alienated so many people.

Sars! She gave me a warning too and I was suddenly unable to comment (or something). I even wrote to her and explained that whatever I said was not meant to break the rules. Never heard back. I left.

Arrested Development commentary had someone say about a mistake "Nobody probably noticed" and Will Arnett says, "The people at TWoP probably did." And they did.

Yes! That place was so rigid. And the rules were so weird. Plus, I would love how people would bitch about a soap opera being misogynistic (yet they'd comment a billion times a day), and then those same people would make derogatory comments about the physical appearance of the actresses on the show.
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