They built a wall. They didn't plan on him. Climber-Man!

Spider-Man 3: Canadian Girlfriend

That's true, good point.

The Green Gobblin'

That's the logo they went with? Was that made with Microsoft Word Art?

My DVD collection had some digital error where you could see the box around the TIE fighters. How do such huge things get by?

It'll make for a great 6 episode arc on the next season of Louis.

I gave all my money to the pizza boy who was treated poorly by those assholes at the car dealership, Zach Braff's new movie "Sullen, Rich, and White", Mighty No. 9 (It's Mega Man, only not different!), and One Million Moms so they can protest "dangerous" shows like Sam Bee's show.
I get paid next week, hang in there…

No surprise. He wants to surprise us. He should've told us and then we could've acted surprised, like every surprise party ever.

Isn't this just an on-topic form of those spambot comments?

Unsung hero.

He forgot he had to sell it, that's not his fault, it's ours because…lack of reasons.

Judging from the comments here people actually stepped up, did the right thing, and gave their money to a celebrity. Whew. Close call, everybody!

Poor white millionaire temporarily in the red. Hope all you people feel good about yourselves watching the thing he made.

Did this forget to be funny too?

Hockey jerseys are the new Tommy Bahama shirts. (Are you familiar?)

I knew Jessica Alba had to be on the list and she was, with bridge burning High-Gel.

I finally watched Stroker Ace last year and I told my wife, "Talladega Nights ripped this movie off didn't they?"

I didn't know that, but that makes All The Sense.

I had a big crush on Colleen back then, but even that wasn't enough to get me to watch a Rob Schneider joint. I do agree with his logic though, I'd shit out a terrible movie if I was legally allowed to lick her face.