He's a real Djimon in the rough.

I said something similar last week. John Oliver has reached Patton Oswalt levels to untouchability. Like I tell people who post the video links every Monday on Facebook, "Anybody who wants to see this already has."
I agree with a ton of what he says, and I love his stories about important topics that new orgs don't…

Mine got a participation trophy.

Ouh! I know this one! Bernie Sanders Tweets are like the Taco Bell menu. They all have the same ingredients just in different orders. Trump Tweets are also like the Taco Bell menu. They lead to explosive bullshit.

Can you get genital atrophy? Asking for a friend.

I had the poster for it (Liv Tyler phase) and my friend and I always loved the tag line "They're Selling Records But Not Selling Out", which in the context of what happens in the movie makes sense, but in the context of the actual movie itself, it's pretty ironic.

Yeah, he said the words, "Rick is dangerous!" which as we all know means only one thing.

Carl Weathers style? He does that, baby, you got a stew goin'.

This rap is not as "totally def" as the rap from Nintendo Power.
And so I'm saying and proud to tell,
The Legend of Zelda is very swell.
Whitest. Rap. Ever.

I did the ROM thing with my PSP when it was no longer a thing. NES and SNES. The R4 card works good too. I got to try a ton of DS games that way.

I would love a randomized generator of some sort. Second quest added new wrinkles like hidden doors revealed by playing the flute (in the desert), Stalfo swords shooting out and of course, pushing yourself through invisible walls.
Hyrule Warriors had interesting maps (Twilight; Master Quest) which showed you could…

There is already 3D Dot Game Heroes out there, which is about as 3D original Zelda-y as you can get.

Jonbenet: Nawlins'

It's like going to the beach and getting pissed when the seagulls show up. Child pageants are an American tradition - but not a proud one.

Kether Donohue is gorgeous. I personally don't prefer skinny women. When Sara Rue lost weight I didn't think she looked better. I don't think people should insult others based on appearance, or any other aspect they can't control. That's my personal "code". I choose to live by it. Sadly, you've got tons of people…

And I, and many others, love her for it.

The ol' Gremlins round-em-up!

I'm more excited about Peter Jackson's Candy Crush Saga. I hear Andy Serkis is brilliant as the Nonpareil.

I forgot about Irsay. That man is too stupid to live.

There is a lot of NFL talk on Twitter, Goodell, much like there is always a "strong, passionate response" from fans whenever you speak at the Super Bowl, or every time you name a pick on Draft Day.