Turk 1:82!

Leland says, "You're going back, to Heaven, MONTANA!"

Very true. As someone who does not care for organized religion, I respect other people's beliefs. Plus, that music article was basically titled "Songs About Jesus That Somehow Don't Suck".

- Shia Lebeouf

Ray Wise killed God too? Guy gets around.

There's nothing coy about his promises of violence and carnage.

This can only mean one thing: Nuclear Man! Beware. He scratches!

Anti-Vaxers are dangerous. I do however think we'd all be better served though allowing people with such dangerous (or even just different) views to have their work be seen, if only to shine a light on the issue, so we can educate people through discussion. If we talk about the issue, we have a better chance to sway…

That's why the Netflix show is just called W/Bob and David, because they couldn't use the name. "I'm not joking and this ain't no show, mister."
The behind the scenes episode where they're putting David in black face for the Know Your Rights sketch has David say that they should call the new show Minstrel Show w Bob…

Yeah, I seem to recall seeing it on Netflix.

Next week, "Okilidokilydo" has Rod and Todd refuse to go to church; Ned forgets what day it is.

Oh, Lois. She really needs to rethink her process.

If it makes you feel any better Dr Denise, those pills were probably expired by this point anyway.

Is colorism just another way of saying "not black enough"? Because while I agree on some level that casting should accurately portray a real person, that sounds insulting to the actor. It's like when a-hole Yankee Gary Sheffield referred to Derek Jeter as "not all-the-way black". I personally know people who live with…

Romero's line from the season premiere when Norma tries to get him to pull some strings to get Norman out of the nervous hospital: "I'm not magical, Norma."

Instead of feces you spread zombie guts on the ship walls - for safety - for safety.

They ran the Numbers and came to the Revelations that someone would need the patience of Job to get through a whole episode of this show. Also, they started with a preposition, that's like one of the English commandments.

"No one is watching this show, therefor, we shall cut it down the middle and air it as 30 minute episodes."
"No! I'd rather you cancel the show than have every other episode end on the 30 minute act break!"
"Only the true executive producer would say such things! Very well, it's cancelled."

"You want me to do whaaaat? Oh that's RICH!" *audience loses their goddamned minds laughing*

That scene where he makes funny faces for 14 straight minutes in an alley haunts me to this day.