Frank: "I got one: She looks -"
Dee: "Like a bird?"
Frank: "That was it."
Charlie: "See, that would've been good."

It's not my favorite episode, but in The Gang Saves The Day when the cop asks Dee if she's good at playing characters, that smirk she gives is amazing.

UPDATE: I don't know when to quit.
William Hughes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He was done for once he was told by the judge he couldn't end statements by trailing off into onomatopoeia and gibberish.

"Pull up your pants" is more of a "Do as I say" statement in his book.

3 halves I guess sounded better than 1 1/2 Benadryl. Also, why do liars continue to lie even when they are being "honest". OK, OK, I gave them Benadryl. But why? Cos.

Right through the roof green screen. Man, that book peeled back a layer of the Wiseau onion, yet he still remains shrouded in mystery.
My favorite random thing is him going to restaurants and just demanding things. Sort of a weird "act as if" thing. The boiling glass of water he'd order was also classic Tommy.

Also, my friend, a troll like man child owes one of the people I know named Chris money. I am not sure what kind of money. I should just not worry about it.

"Burnett and his producing partner/wife Roma Downey have long been planning to launch an online channel for faith-based programming, finally offering an outlet for the Christians who have been denied any voice in American culture for far too long."
I'm not religious at all, but lines like this are so fucking obnoxious.

MILF Inlet!

Your "prince" is actually a plumber wearing the skin of a raccoon!

That was the worst.

Roger Goodell strikes again! WineGate!

This is exactly like those Cinema Sins videos if the only thing the guy said was "That's racist."

The Other Side of Darkness: The Event Series

Why did the bunny eat the carrot that way? It's just the way that he chews it.

Who else but Alex!

My nipples haven't been that hard since Mac, Dennis and I hunted Cricket.

Miniseries makes people think of The Thornbirds or Mick Garris directed Stephen King movies.