A Winner Is You!

Jeffrey DeMunn put down his big book of butts for this news?

"Now if you'll excuse us, I'm going to make love to your mother."

You two have some sorta E.T. / Elliott connection?

But still…Dane Cook…

Seriously. He had it with everyone, sent in a flood, and just shouted "Doooo Oooover!"

Meanwhile, back at the original show, Mrs S makes tea and plays with Monkey.

So Mark Ruffalo was also dead the whole time?

Nah. The 10th one will be SEEEEEEEE:X

I'm fine with potatoes, but the ones that are so flamboyantly starchy…

I'm so excited I don't even need lube…for my pussy.

Why didn't they auction every single piece of everything for charity? They just threw away decades-old sets and seats! Outrage. Stupid, fucking, outrage.

Won't someone think of the children's charities!

I'm guessing you were also opposed to the ice bucket challenge because of it's blatant disregard of good water.

Louis sleeps through all 22 minutes of the episode. 10 minutes in I found myself slowly erasing half of the plus sign on the A+ I always start with. Then, 12 minutes in (12, a sly reference to Amy Schumer's 12 Angry Men sketch a few weeks back) Louis stirs a bit, mumbles something (a sly reference to the end of Lost…

Come for the sex, stay for the cuddling.

….which of course we all recognize as Dennis Miller's dying words.

"Zymurgy." C'mon dictionary, you're better than that!

"How was Eric Roberts as the husband?"
"Oh! Unforgettable!"
(with apologies to Seinfeld quote generator)

At the very least, your PTSD trauma should be covered.