O'Neal, you deserve a hearty round of applause for this one:

What's happening with his hands in those pictures?

and?

Well I'm fucked then because I just watched a shit-ton of Fringe this past weekend.

All this talk of diatribes has me panicking to come up with a great comment/username-synergy comment. I got nothing. The end.

Voltron or GTFO

"…forgettable summer flicks… Little Big League."

thanks!

And yet I can't turn on the TV for 5 minutes without seeing at least 7 ads for R.I.P.D. I was more or less indifferent towards Can't Hold Us to begin with but now I'm prepared to draft a 50,000 word HateSong column centrally focused around its association with R.I.P.D. trailers and me having seen them 8,000,000 times.

meh, everyone's acrylic.

What's it to ya, bub?

this.

Just finished the whole season. I was initially describing it to my friends (after about halfway through) as "really well done but overall nonessential viewing" but those last few episodes really brought it home. Good stuff; psyched for season 2.

Reruns of Ghostwriter or GTFO

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B-A-N-A-N-A-S

HEY LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER WE ONLY DO '80'S JOEL! TAKE YOUR SKANK HOOKER WIFE AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!

"We strictly do '80's Joel music, sir."

"We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest because as you all know, First Prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see Second Prize? Second Prize is a set of steak knives. Third Prize is a shark. Wait, a shark? What shark?"

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