"Can you spare some change?" — Everyone outside the Verizon Center

Unlimited juice!? This party is going to be off. the. hook!

and they rented a van from National Car Rental to get to the show.

Winner fights Philip Seymour Hoffman

Agreed. Jack White was pretty good too now that I think about it.

While not a particularly big fan, the only performance that I thought really nailed it all night was Kelly Clarkson's. Gotta give it up for the girl, she really showed she's got a goddamn great voice.

Chinese food makes me sick.

Has anyone ever MET someone who is in a Nielson household? Because I have not. Serious question.

The directions specifically say, "REASONABLE discussions".

Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.

Outstanding article. Watching that clip with Joan Rivers, I got all choked up and misty when he started singing, "It's You I Like". In a world of overwhelming cynicism and negativity, he seemed to be one of the last few in entertainment that was unceasingly earnest, purposeful, and genuine in both life and career.…

FLAGGED

Check out the big brain on Braaaaaaad (Pitt!)

Also see: Embrace's The Good Will Out for another excellent example of "bands that 'sound like Coldplay' even though said band actually existed before Coldplay"

What can men do against such reckless hate?

Cool story bro alert!

What's a "Dakota"? You mean like the actress right?

Sinbad.

iSee what you did there.

iSee what you did there.