best. screencap. ever.

i like your purple haaaaaaaaaaairrrrrrrrrr

[placing phone call to the authorities]

it's always my favorite part of my Sunday night just because the cryptic silliness of it makes me laugh so much.

despite being a #2 seed in Grantland's Smacketology, he was upset by #8 Ziggy Sobotka.

rudimentary knowledge of sewing: the cornerstone attribute of any true metalhead.

I came here just to say I think what the world needs now is a CBS sitcom starring Matthew Weiner and David Simon as rich, middle-aged, balding, crotchety old showrunners and… THEY'RE ROOMMATES! And they have a totally hot twenty-something next-door neighbor! Whom will she choose! PLUS they have a total DWEEB of an…

if I had any e-mail addresses to spare, i would love nothing more than to see a Jo Marie Payton gimmick commentor.

I DIDN'T BLOW UP MY WIFE!

*ahem*

"You, sorority girl, you know just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber… you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!"

that's disappointing to hear. if artists keep releasing albums like this, people are sure to just stop buying albums in their entirety, focusing instead on just downloading the singles they hear on the radio. thank goodness it hasn't come to that yet.

dawsome story brah.

habby dooby?

I for one am offended they'd make such light-hearted fare out of the movie adaption of Ted Bundy's life. Typical Hollywood.

Ben Stiller as the asshole who meets Mila Kunis' character at just the moment she's vunerably fed up with Walhberg's and Ted's friendship thus threatening to tear down everything Wahlberg and Kunis have worked for?

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I READ ZOO BOOKS!

absolutely. i used to watch X-Files as a little guy and she was basically my first crush. when I recently went back and watched the entire series run, it's amazing how she manages to get hotter and hotter with every passing season.

yep.

*sigh*