I liked Insomnia as well, now Bag of Bones? That, I could've done without. Then again, that's just like, my opinion, man. Go read whatever the hell you want, then come back here & start shit with strangers about how wrong they are. Circle of life, n' shit.

Definitely get ahold of The Dead Zone (it's set in Castle Rock & is referenced in other works, so's Pet Semetary & Needful Things, for that matter). They're not required reading, but it's neat when he drops little nods to them. I keep making it a point to read From a Buick 8. Most folks seem to like it from what I've…

Nah, Cap, Eddie Murphy as ALL of them!

Except without the Codebreaker or Liontamer :(

If I knew it was going to be that kind of party…

The Other Guys is also more deserving of praise than ANYTHING from Talladega Nights or those basketball/ice capades movies for that matter.

They couldn't air it on Showtime. Not enough Ray Donovan in the source material.

M-O-O-N, that spells denim ensemble.

Don't forget the magical negro!

Encyclopedia Brown Eye.

Shitters man, Bunch of shitters is what they are.

It's only because of the Simpsons influence. The Simpsons swing a pretty heavy pop-culture stick 'round these parts. Ay-yuh.

Will the book be filled with detailed, fascinating prose, only to completely fall apart with a hackneyed, tacked-on ending? Would seem a fitting tribute.

What? You don't remember the part in the book where King goes off on a diatribe about abandoning the Gold Standard and the government's wholesale massacre of Native Americans as depicted on a random can?

Is that the one that has Michelle Pfeiffer rapping with Coolio?

Pete Campbell fed his mother to the sharks?!? Sometimes I think the writers just sit around and try to top one another on how big of a jerk they can make Pete…which is fine. Next on Mad Men: Pete Campbell punches a baby in the face.

Whatever happened to Diabeetus? Haven't heard from him since the great Disqus purge of '11. @Diabeetus where are you in Paula Deen's darkest hour?

In fairness to Paula Deen, the media is a bunch of naggers. Juan Williams, he's a nagger. Oprah? Nagger. Anderson Cooper=undercover nagger.

I'm glad you called, but I'm not home, but I'll be back before too long. You got to leave your name, leave your number. Wait for the beep!

Sugar Ray's "Fly". I'd defile your corpse Weekend at Bernie's 2-style if you requested that.