Hey, Heroes! Take No Schist Stan here! The perpetual People's Champion is eliminating his neck to prepare for his triumphant turn as the FF's ever-lovin' blue-eyed Thing! The Rock made of Rock, you say?!? Can Mr. Fantastic stretch all his appendages? That's an undeniable, absolutely incontrovertible YES! Merry Marvel…

I only clicked on the article to hear a true, pure artist such as yourself opine on the subject. You have not disappointed. By the way, when can I expect a KC date for your wrestling league?

It's okay, I still get te revel in the fact I got to make it with Cersei Lannister. Wait? What? She's my sister?!? NOOOOoooooo!!!

Put the Funke in your butt.

I dipped the book in egg, rolled it in flour and tried to eat it. I couldn't get past the first chapter.

Winter is coming…and it should be here any minute. Let me check my $10,000 watch.

Pete aged into Don? He might be the age Don was when the show started, but as a character, he's still an annoying shit. Don's character has charisma and the cut-throat mentality it took to take what he wanted from whom he wanted. Pete only has one of those things.

He died before he got to watch Grown Ups 2? Lucky bastard.

Edged out Sarah Jessica Parker by a nose.

@dorabowers How much raw ether would that buy me?

Did you buy an Oderus print with all that money? You should…then set it on fire & shove it up your ass. That's what GWAR would want you to do.

I'd rather GWAR fingered Freddy Prinze Sr. That's more their style, anyways.

SHINNING!

What are you looking at, bunhead?

He went from washing lettuce to doing THIS?!? He's going backwards in his career.

I'd greenlight a show where he claimed to be Roger Murdock and was an airplane pilot.

Adrian Zmed-Best Supporting Actor!

Peter Sellers/Inspector Clouseau think a remake of this is a great idea. As a matter of fact, make 2!

Meh, I've seen Mount Moriah, not terribly impressive. They used to have a neat little antique store on the edge of town. Now it's just a bump in the road on the way to Princeton, which is quite cosmopolitan in comparison.

Not as pretty as you think. Now Gopher? There's a guy I could get with. You might have to go see Doc for some penicillin afterwards, though. That is unless Charro is on board, then there likely isn't any penicillin left.