Don't blame me. I voted for King George III.

Don't blame me. I voted for King George III.

Play Freebird!

Play Freebird!

Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man, jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies, just doin' my duty, now pull down your pants & give me some booty.

Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man, jumped out the window with his dick in his hand. Said excuse me ladies, just doin' my duty, now pull down your pants & give me some booty.

I'm voting Obama just to piss off my conservative friends. Spite 2012!

I'm voting Obama just to piss off my conservative friends. Spite 2012!

The credits to Octopussy is awesome, however. Lots of boobage for a 10 yr. old Otto. Plus, there's a gun that shoots naked women out of it, which is nice.

The credits to Octopussy is awesome, however. Lots of boobage for a 10 yr. old Otto. Plus, there's a gun that shoots naked women out of it, which is nice.

Nobody Does it Better, You Only Live Twice are a couple of the best. But yeah, Shirley Bassey did set the *ahem* gold standard as far as Bond themes go.

Nobody Does it Better, You Only Live Twice are a couple of the best. But yeah, Shirley Bassey did set the *ahem* gold standard as far as Bond themes go.

Great. My generation is going to be defined as "Timothy Dalton Bond"? What a pisser. As if we didn't already have to live down listening to Poison and watching Knight Rider. Oh well, we'll always have the good version of Metallica.

Great. My generation is going to be defined as "Timothy Dalton Bond"? What a pisser. As if we didn't already have to live down listening to Poison and watching Knight Rider. Oh well, we'll always have the good version of Metallica.

Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon. Solid co-lead & he never gets too old for shit.

Danny Glover, Lethal Weapon. Solid co-lead & he never gets too old for shit.

He did give us Deadpool. Can't begrudge him that. And Cable is badass, even with 84 presumably empty pouches.

He did give us Deadpool. Can't begrudge him that. And Cable is badass, even with 84 presumably empty pouches.

And then he went & recorded "Smooth" with that Matchbox 20 guy & I wish I had a coat hanger handy.

And then he went & recorded "Smooth" with that Matchbox 20 guy & I wish I had a coat hanger handy.