The gentrification is going quite well, thank you very much.

The gentrification is going quite well, thank you very much.

Will Billy Joel be driving to the telethon. In the wake of the hurricane destruction, would anybody notice?

Will Billy Joel be driving to the telethon. In the wake of the hurricane destruction, would anybody notice?

Hey now, it's not *all* about the sex shenanigans during the holiday season. In the spirit of the season, we take the time to think of those who are less fortunate than us…then poop on them.

Hey now, it's not *all* about the sex shenanigans during the holiday season. In the spirit of the season, we take the time to think of those who are less fortunate than us…then poop on them.

Just make sure she wear her shirt that says, "If found please return me to (insert name of area hotel)". You know, just in case.

Just make sure she wear her shirt that says, "If found please return me to (insert name of area hotel)". You know, just in case.

I live in Kansas, guess I'll just go fuck a cow while fantasizing about my sister as I do every other Christmas.

I live in Kansas, guess I'll just go fuck a cow while fantasizing about my sister as I do every other Christmas.

It's *crime*, you idiot! "What a crime." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

It's *crime*, you idiot! "What a crime." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

What a crime.

What a crime.

I'd thank you to leave my mom out of this.

I'd thank you to leave my mom out of this.

You don't have to be a comics nerd, just have an understanding of basic biology, or the ability to count to 8.

You don't have to be a comics nerd, just have an understanding of basic biology, or the ability to count to 8.

The Jessica Drew one would've been deemed "too slutty".

The Jessica Drew one would've been deemed "too slutty".