Gary X, I know I'm late, but do we have to go through the paying thing again?  I'm pretty sure we're saying the same thing, but you're saying it wrong.

That almost happened in the '90s between the U.S. tabloids and Scientology, but then it didn't.  Nothing that good ever really happens.

That almost happened in the '90s between the U.S. tabloids and Scientology, but then it didn't.  Nothing that good ever really happens.

I applaud your efforts, as always.  Good call on the switch from Marxism to God.  That probably has more left in it.

I applaud your efforts, as always.  Good call on the switch from Marxism to God.  That probably has more left in it.

There's not supposed to be thinking about strip shows.  That kills it.  You're like my college roommate who wouldn't move from her seat but handed me a five dollar bill to stick in the stripper's waistband and kiss him.  I'm certain I had more fun.  Not thinking about anything.  You don't have to.

There's not supposed to be thinking about strip shows.  That kills it.  You're like my college roommate who wouldn't move from her seat but handed me a five dollar bill to stick in the stripper's waistband and kiss him.  I'm certain I had more fun.  Not thinking about anything.  You don't have to.

I had no idea it was only in four theaters.  No wonder it's so hard to start a conversation about it.

I had no idea it was only in four theaters.  No wonder it's so hard to start a conversation about it.

Gary X, be fair.  I haven't read any of 50 Shades of Gray because I know where you can get that kind of crap for free.  But not everyone does.  Apparently this is many a woman's first experience with fanfiction porn.  Would you like a lot of judgmental women going through your porn?

Gary X, be fair.  I haven't read any of 50 Shades of Gray because I know where you can get that kind of crap for free.  But not everyone does.  Apparently this is many a woman's first experience with fanfiction porn.  Would you like a lot of judgmental women going through your porn?

Why are you talking about this?

Why are you talking about this?

It wasn't just the boarding schools.  There were a lot of sleazy adoptions, as well.

It wasn't just the boarding schools.  There were a lot of sleazy adoptions, as well.

That definitely ramped up the horrificness.  I'm starting to feel the cold, clammy tendrils of the BSG writers closing around my spinal cord.  I like it.

That definitely ramped up the horrificness.  I'm starting to feel the cold, clammy tendrils of the BSG writers closing around my spinal cord.  I like it.

I used to know some actual rich people. The ones I met didn't seem to have so much imagination or curiosity that they'd really be interested in something like this. But your definition is compelling and probably describes something real that I haven't encountered.

I used to know some actual rich people. The ones I met didn't seem to have so much imagination or curiosity that they'd really be interested in something like this. But your definition is compelling and probably describes something real that I haven't encountered.

WTF does "poverty porn" even mean?  Or "black miserable-ism?"  I'm pretty sure neither of you will enjoy this movie so save your precious, life-saving money.