"OK Mark, let's hear your pitch."
"What if all of the Avengers were just absolute dicks?"
"Interesting premise - tell me about the Avenger analogues you'd use."
"No, the actual Avengers. Cap, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Hulk - the whole gang."
"…But dicks."
"Yes! Now you're getting it. Dicks, one and all, without exception. Dicks…

More than Thunderbolt & Lightfoot?

"As much as I hate to stoop to symbolism…" *blows cigar smoke in general's face, with a big ol' grin*

Stan Winston and Rick Baker, together. *Eerily plausible-looking sploosh, that stands the rest of time much better than your modern CG splooshes*

It never occurred to me until now - how the devil did Homer's shirt fit John? Cartoons, eh?

Wacky drive-time radio crew name of the year, as well.

True enough, but no matter the perspective, it remains a four-option decision: (fast/slow), (look/feel). Looking is less ungentlemanly than feeling, irrespective of speed, and now we're down to "quick look"/" slow look". A quick look is not only the less pervy option, but at that speed, it also spares Caitlin the…

You can take the girl out of Gravesend…

If he didn't look, that means he stripped a drunk woman by feel alone, which is pretty fuckin' far from OK. The "eyes open, super speed" method confers the minimum opportunity for goods-peeking, and is therefore the most heroic.

Fantastic Four? Didn't they say all they needed to in the first three movies?
*avoids door hitting arse on way out*

Isn't it also ripped from Short Circuit 2, where Johnny Five has to become a US citizen to gain his rights?

On yours maybe - tugging on mine is dramatic.

This one wins, because it requires you to read it in an Australian accent for it to work properly. That's craftmanship, right there..

"So please give whatever you can, so that every sick child can have a documentary like Batkid's. Thank you."

Absolutely not - they've always taken a calm and measured apprHE SCORES!!!oach.

As one of the A.V. Club's higher-ranking staffers, could you not have ordered a flunky to go out in the bitter cold to film that segment?

I hope it's not the first step to her becoming the next Anna Faris, and spending a decade being really good in crappy movies.

"It's goddamn America - we don't have to choose, and we can drink beer about it."
That is the most patriotic thing anyone has ever said, ever.

"Super-sexy?" *sploosh*

…wings.
There, I corrected it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to clean the barbecue sauce off my keyboard.