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…of Castamere.
(You're welcome.)

Sorry, but her voice keeps her well clear of my own top five:
1) The Cadbury's Caramel rabbit. (Just… just yes)
2) Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
3) Mirage, The Incredibles (voices aren't supposed to sashay, but hers does)
4) Zatanna, Justice League
5) Major Motoko Kusanagi, Ghost in the Shell

I present "Superman for All Seasons" in his defence, though it may not be enough to wipe out Heroes.seasons 2+.

Top 5 shits, in no particular order:
"Police work is not about 'Proper action'. Or 'Shit'." Nicholas Angel, Hot Fuzz
"What the shit, Archer!?" Lana Kane, Archer
"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." Emmett Brown, Back To The Future
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

*flipflipflipflipflipflip*
*pantpant*
Miaow.
*boom*
Never not fantastic.

Is her brother "Man in saloon"?

The best thing in last week's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (though admittedly, it's a short list) was Coulson making sure to remove his tie before visiting the suspected telekinetic woman in her cell.

I'm afraid you're all wrong. The best Rose is possessed-by-Lady-Cassandra-Rose in "New Earth".
"Oh God - I'm a chav!"

While we're compiling wishlists, I wouldn't mind the score being re-recorded with proper musicians and instruments, instead of the cheap synth they used for everything except Mark Knopfler's guitar parts.

Excellent movie - not just for the blindfold forest-race, nor for the brilliant opening shot of the man in the airplane seat, but for giving Max Von Sydow that great monologue near the end. Now, I have to dig it out and watch it again.
Also, anyone who wants another story with luck as a major plot device, go read Larry

Eraser has a special place in my heart for the moment Arnie quips, "You're luggage!" when shooting an alligator* in the face.
*It may have been a crocodile.

They do it in III as well, when Kirk and Sarek are trying to figure out where Spock backed-up his mind.

And it gets more worryingly relevant with each passing year.

Regardless of the film as a whole (on which reasonable minds may disagree), I'm afraid Armageddon gets instantly disqualified from my own Good Films list for making William Fichter say "He's got space dementia!" in front of a camera.

It's surprising how many things can replace "American Horror Story" in that sentence without changing how true it is.

Best. Recruitment ad. Ever.

There could not have been a more perfect capper than the PM visiting a school, and gamely trying to kick a football around with the pupils, who just stare at him.

That's absurd - if she did that, she wouldn't be able to speak eloquently.

Only now, after seeing the name Nomanisan written down, do I get that joke in The Incredibles.