Both "Marshal stiffy" and the world's slowest foot-chase beat it, for my money.

BOOK SPOILERS The book is better for so many reasons - from the fact that the game takes place not in a studio, but across America, to the little incedental details (the man who realises he has a heart condition when he's chosen to appear on Treadmill to Dollars, to that ending, which I realise was changed in the…

And a pause after "Boy".

Why, the capricious zephyr hath more design than I!

Also, a warning to anyone intending to buy it in a shop - it weighs a bloody ton, and is not fun to carry one-handed (because you need the other to grab the handrail) on a crowded Tube for 40 minutes.

Slide whistle.

NBC's response to which was Aisha Tyler, who now takes over Whose Line Is It Anyway? - the wheel has come full circle.

Being an uncultured oaf with very little poetical whatnot, I'll have to go with either A.A. Milne's "Sing Ho! for Piglet" from "The House At Pooh Corner", or the astronomically-inaccurate but very lovely "The Present", by Michael Donaghy (thank you, Poems on the Underground):
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For the present there is just one moon,…

I'm afraid the correct answer was "Adam West".

No mention of Fausta's sexy-face montage GIF?
For shame, everyone who has already posted - for shame.

"Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay. It does render teeth detectable by spy satellite."

That's it, Ali - you're off the case! Gimme your belt and your gloves!

If there was a way to rebaton your comment, I would.

Not true - it does, however, prove that there is a Satan.

He was the grenade in "Phantoms", yo.

Had he a tank, things would have been very different indeed:
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Watch out, they're ruffled!

And with your imminent tears, we're back to Holmes:
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They do, but only at dusk.

You misspelled "Julie Newmar".