And that wasn't a lump of coal I just dropped in your stocking.

And that wasn't a lump of coal I just dropped in your stocking.

The worst movie I ever paid to see was Death Becomes Her. In fact, I nominate it for the "90s Worst" list.

The worst movie I ever paid to see was Death Becomes Her. In fact, I nominate it for the "90s Worst" list.

Bat-skates are where the hate should focus. That, and Akiva Goldsman's decision in Batman Forever to cure Bruce Wayne of the psychosis that made him Batman in the first place, forcing a happy, well-adjusted Batman - and thus, no Batman at all - onto poor George.

Bat-skates are where the hate should focus. That, and Akiva Goldsman's decision in Batman Forever to cure Bruce Wayne of the psychosis that made him Batman in the first place, forcing a happy, well-adjusted Batman - and thus, no Batman at all - onto poor George.

It's certainly the best Joel Schumacher movie.

It's certainly the best Joel Schumacher movie.

@avclub-a9ab29b18796823dd9be52a3f74c1459:disqus Just the tip.

@avclub-a9ab29b18796823dd9be52a3f74c1459:disqus Just the tip.

He also had an excellent crosstalk with Oliver, around the time of the (I want to say 2005) UK General Election. With finger sandwiches and tea, which should be the model for all political discourse.

He also had an excellent crosstalk with Oliver, around the time of the (I want to say 2005) UK General Election. With finger sandwiches and tea, which should be the model for all political discourse.

And she won't shut up about it.
Irony!

And she won't shut up about it.
Irony!

Much like paintballs, it's the turnips that don't explode that really sting.

Much like paintballs, it's the turnips that don't explode that really sting.

Eugene; phrenologist; a parallel Idaho; fists at the damn kids on my gras; balloon; nylon blouse; two 1879 CC Silver; car ashtray, 'cos I knew I'd need change for the bridge; breathed-on spectacles; the leftover Thanksgiving turke.

Eugene; phrenologist; a parallel Idaho; fists at the damn kids on my gras; balloon; nylon blouse; two 1879 CC Silver; car ashtray, 'cos I knew I'd need change for the bridge; breathed-on spectacles; the leftover Thanksgiving turke.

Ask not for whom the cheeks jowl;
They jowl for thee.

Ask not for whom the cheeks jowl;
They jowl for thee.