Me too.

Me too.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Or worse, lifting her by the thighs up against the wall of the shower, only to realise a fraction of a second too late that your hands are too soapy, and you have no grip, and when she drops, her entire bodyweight is now on your diAAAAARGH!

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Or worse, lifting her by the thighs up against the wall of the shower, only to realise a fraction of a second too late that your hands are too soapy, and you have no grip, and when she drops, her entire bodyweight is now on your diAAAAARGH!

"Did you know that the first Neighbourhood was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program; entire crops were lost."

"Did you know that the first Neighbourhood was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program; entire crops were lost."

Not Without My Grammy: The Rihanna Story

Not Without My Grammy: The Rihanna Story

What's not to enjoy? Showers and sex are already the two most enjoyable reasons to be nude. Combining them, surely, is fun^2.

What's not to enjoy? Showers and sex are already the two most enjoyable reasons to be nude. Combining them, surely, is fun^2.

@avclub-2d1a8576a32b4278fdaa86ddd9341276:disqus  Which speaks volumes about our time.

@avclub-2d1a8576a32b4278fdaa86ddd9341276:disqus  Which speaks volumes about our time.

No, because he's an American.

No, because he's an American.

Hereafter known as a blepusbian.

Give it until mid-October. We won't need to mash it, he'll just say it.

Myocardial infarction,
Zapped by an invading Martian,
Pregnant? Pre-eclampsia!
(Though Russian Roulette's chancier)

Myocardial infarction,
Zapped by an invading Martian,
Pregnant? Pre-eclampsia!
(Though Russian Roulette's chancier)

The Monkey Dozen

The Monkey Dozen