The rear projection in his films aren't necessarily worse than those in other films of the time; it's just that he used it a lot more, because he was no fan of location shoots.

The rear projection in his films aren't necessarily worse than those in other films of the time; it's just that he used it a lot more, because he was no fan of location shoots.

Forgive my wilful misparsing of your sentence, but "throw off his lumber" is now my go-to euphemism for masturbation.

Forgive my wilful misparsing of your sentence, but "throw off his lumber" is now my go-to euphemism for masturbation.

Every time Rules of the Game gets mentioned, I momentarily mix it up with For Love of the Game, the Sam Raimi baseball movie.

Every time Rules of the Game gets mentioned, I momentarily mix it up with For Love of the Game, the Sam Raimi baseball movie.

For some reason, in my head, I'm now applying Stewart's voice to Agent Smith's "I hate this place" speech from The Matrix. And it is good.

For some reason, in my head, I'm now applying Stewart's voice to Agent Smith's "I hate this place" speech from The Matrix. And it is good.

XXX Men: The Dark Penis Sucker?

XXX Men: The Dark Penis Sucker?

Wax-Men: God Shaves, Man-scapes.

Wax-Men: God Shaves, Man-scapes.

@avclub-7b0b4f3e99aa0141a61fa9561c7db4d1:disqus What's wrong with having a nice cock?

@avclub-7b0b4f3e99aa0141a61fa9561c7db4d1:disqus What's wrong with having a nice cock?

Perhaps she managed to hit her marks and read her lines correctly without corpsing - you know, like a GODDAMN PROFESSIONAL! Places for take nineteen, everyone!

Perhaps she managed to hit her marks and read her lines correctly without corpsing - you know, like a GODDAMN PROFESSIONAL! Places for take nineteen, everyone!

My name is Ian Duncan and I'm here to say /
I'm going to rap to the beat in a rapping way /
I've got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea /
*microphone confiscated*

My name is Ian Duncan and I'm here to say /
I'm going to rap to the beat in a rapping way /
I've got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea /
*microphone confiscated*

I prefer Rear Window. And not just because Grace Kelly > Kim Novak.

I'm disappointed that there isn't more Tomorrow Never Dies hate. I guess Vincent Schiavelli buys that movie a lot of goodwill.