"'Battleship' Is A Miss!"

"'Battleship' Is A Miss!"

He's the spy we deserve, but not the one we need.

He's the spy we deserve, but not the one we need.

If one of them has to go, please let it be Flav.

If one of them has to go, please let it be Flav.

I saw her, and my mind went straight to The Abyss and, for some reason, The January Man.

I saw her, and my mind went straight to The Abyss and, for some reason, The January Man.

CB4 or Fear Of A Black Hat? Having only seen the latter, and loved it, I'd like a comparison.

Seriously? Mary Elizabeth Goddamn Mastrantonio returns to the screen after (according to IMDB) two years, and doesn't even get a mention? Ah, screw the lot o' yous.

Seriously? Mary Elizabeth Goddamn Mastrantonio returns to the screen after (according to IMDB) two years, and doesn't even get a mention? Ah, screw the lot o' yous.

"Look - I don't wanna make us look bad, but these dumb white writers don't know how us soul cats speak, one twixt the other!"

"Look - I don't wanna make us look bad, but these dumb white writers don't know how us soul cats speak, one twixt the other!"

@avclub-e131fa896265671584c9b01cb0ed51cd:disqus You tore it? See a doctor as soon as you've finished.

It's why I don't have car insurance.

Get off your high horse!

The Color Of Money, game over, have a nice day.

UNCLE JONATHAN'S CORNCOB PIPE!

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus You have inspired me to revisit http://www.theyfightcrime.org/ after many years, and while away the hours reading awesome pitch after awesome pitch.

If it comes out as well as this, I'll be moderately happy.
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