6 reasons and a movie!

Reminded me of the reveal in Soylent Green, but without it being a twist.

Every show is written for the stupid people - they're more likely to buy the things that adverts tell them to buy.

He burned his spinoff bridges when he made the Aquaman pilot.
Which was very bad.
(I considered dropping some of that ol' commentariat hyperbole - "watching it was the worst thing that has ever happened to a human eyeball, and that includes Un Chien Andalou" or somesuch - but it might have deterred people from properly…

Don't knock it - he was the best thing in Smallville, pretty much from the moment he turned up as a regular character. Granted, that's setting the bar fairly low, but still.

The USS Takinganapolis?

The Hills are undead with the sound of moaning!

By referring to it as nude bongo playing.

"I am a sinner who does not expect forgiveness - but I am not a government official."

He's decomposed a bit since then. Try to keep up, Jeff.

Do you watch Spartacus?
-When it's on TV, Hipster.
Do you watch Braveheart?
-No, Hipster.
Do you consider the watching of Braveheart to be douchey and the watching of Spartacus to be undouchey?
-No, Hipster.
Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
-Yes, Hipster.
And taste is not the same as appetite, and…

Brock

No, because you want someone else to do it, rather than rolling up your own sleeves and doing it yourself. That's the problem with kids these days - they're too lazy to put in the hard work to achieve their goals. Not like those Westboro protesters. They have a work ethic, and they put the hours in. You could learn a…

Or, do what Charlie Brooker once suggested as a remedy to British National Party rallies. Fill the street with attractive women who point and laugh their cruellest, most contemptuous laughs at the protesters.

CAREFUL NOW

"Keep It Tucked Away" is also on the DVD shelf.

"Nick, that's an 1898 Audemars Piguet minute repeater. It's worth more than your car. It is not for timing your damn eggs!"

I hope that one or both of you was wearing an "I appreciate The Muppets on a much deeper level than you" Onion t-shirt.

Not true - no one who comments here gets second dates.

Not my date, but I was there:
For several years, my workmate and I were each other's go-to guy for seeing weird or miserable movies with - The Machinist, Oldboy, The Return, and so on. So when Baise-Moi, the French tale of two hookers who go on a nihilistic killing spree, came out, we were on it like a shot.
So I'm…