Russell Crowe for Burton.

Everything's Illuminated came out before this one
…so it can't be a debut.

Mama Cass?

Peggy Lee is worth a biopic?
If so, does that mean I can get my Corey Hart biopic, starring David Duchovny?

I had a Six MIllion Dollar Man lunchbox!

That story makes me sad.

I hate The Who
Ever have one of those bands that everybody loves and you just can't understand the appeal at all? This one's mine.

It's the circle of life
Can you feel the love tonight, Napoleon?

This was Eckhart's best role
He was SUCH a sociopathic prick. It was painfully delightful to watch.

'from the early R&B of yesteryear to modern hip-hop'

How about that Rhys dude from The Tudors as a young Mick?

Not to slight the new awesome campaign
with Terry Crews and that other dude, but bring back some more Bruce Campbell spots, Old Spice!

I dunno…
Monkey Man was used to good effect in Goodfellas…

Maybe Zach de la Rocha?

How about adding Zack Galafinakis (sp?) instead
That would be neat.

Johnny Suede:

When is Criterion gonna put out Sante Sangre?
That is all I have to say.

Neat
I wonder what John McCain thinks about this.

Yes.

On a less-related note…
when's the last time a famous(-ish) dude that most of AV Club's demographic thinks about maybe 0.005 times a day got a THREE YOUTUBE CLIP OBIT?