what
This is like if Scott Stapp fronted the Shaggs. Which is clearly amazing.

I loved the Pumpkins too when I was maybe 16 or 17. I genuinely thought I was all displaced and stuff, which was great. Though I remember, in the throes of teen angst, hearing "IN THE EYES OF THE JACKAL I SAY KA-BOOM" and thinking, "well, this is a bit silly really"

you're right
I am full of fury that sub-par music has made it to #1 on the charts.

Well, compared to earlier stuff it is a tad safe/bland. I still like it, but it's by no means their best work.

Also, Willie sings the end of the Snoop Dogg's Father Hood theme song on some ad I once saw on television.

Triple H got arrested for spousal abuse. I can only assume he performed the Pedigree on Stephanie McMahon about like, going to see her parents when the game's on or something.

What do you call a dog with Wings?

To be honest, the reason I listened to this was that I wanted to hear the kind of music a homeless vet would record in a subway station, and to be honest, I am disappointed in it.

I don't know about Ballad of A Thin Man - I think it's probably the lyrically weakest point on Highway 61. Desolation Row, though, is my absolute favourite Dylan song, and probably in my top 5 songs. Number one would probably the A Day In The Life, which is kind of cliche, but what an amazing song.

My Chemical Romance covering Desolation Row for WORST END CREDITS EVER. Good god.

Huh, Fling bars already came out, sold poorly, ended up in supermarket bargain bins for about 20c each and subsequently disappeared in wonderful New Zealand. They were truly revolting, though.

oh
Well you're missing Smell Yo Dick, but whatever.

SCARY
Kiefer Sutherland, upon recieving a fright in the morgue:
"HAAAYAAAHHHH!!"

TAKEN?
Didn't this come out ages ago?

BAND
FUCKING INTENSE, REALLY! Something tells
me
this might be worth picking up? I like the Burma after all.

Bridge to Terabithia: PG for scenes which may scare children, and "some peril."

The Marine was amazing. The inexplicable references to John Cena's child-abuse ridden past, Robert Patrick's awful/awesome acting and his implied intentions to rape Cena's girlfriend and the "rock candy" scene. All incredible. I saw it TWICE.

oh god, I mixed tenses - it WASN'T CLEVER THEN

Making a mockumentary about a documentary is exactly the same as when you were in school and decided to give a speech about how hard writing a speech is. It's not clever then, and it's not clever now. All I want is teeth. Real teeth. I'm old-fashioned.

oh my I made a failed/successful firbties