This is all well and good but WHEN IS THE SHATTERSTAR MOVIE COMING OUT??

"Safe Haven" is legitimately incredible, but the rest of this film is utter shit.

I thought The Rot was conceived by Jeff Lemire in his Animal Man book.  Did Snyder come up with it first?

If you're in New York City, there's a Harris Savides retrospective at MoMA this month: http://www.moma.org/visit/c…

TrapperKeepers ≠ '90s.

Let's all just rally behind "Pretend We're Dead" as our awesome '90s proactive women's song so we can get back to the important business of shitting all over the hellish fucking nightmare that is "What's Up."

I still can't believe they pulled 'Battlefield Earth.'

Mary Steenburgen is in it so it has to be a masterpiece.

Uh…"drum ’n’ bass intro" means something VERY different in most circles.

For a moment there I thought you said it had a "Wheel in the Sky" vibe and I almost pissed myself.

Two words: "Mr. Brooks"

You know, I always thought Matt Damon was like a Thorson, but I think he's rockin' the shit in this one!

That last paragraph is even more depressing than his death.

I can't change the channel because this episode made me throw my remote through the screen.

Your assessment gets a J.

Dick Pepperfield: Well, I'm not surprised; those Swedes are so inventive.
Bobby Dee: They are my favorite producers of pornography.Jackie Moon: They do make an excellent fuck picture!

Holy shit is this overwrought.

I love fucking eagles!

We all know that crap is king.

The walls in the 53rd Precinct were bleeding.