So I was…9 years old when I got this tape, and "Metal Health" was probably my favorite song of that year (with the possible exception of Motley Crue's "Shout at the Devil"…guess I liked title tracks).

ZARDOZ! A dystopian future in which Sean Connery wears naught but a speedo. A true drug-addled classic.

Isn't it "Marc Forster," with an "r"?

…and hire…decent copy editor…

No, really… WHO??

It's good to see Shane Falco and the rest of the Washington Sentinels back in action.

EH??  COME AGAIN??

He should get a nomination, but he only raises his voice once, he never (quite) cries, and his character is in no way handicapped/mentally challenged. Alas, the statuette seems highly unlikely.

Another great, miserable touring tune: "The Road," from Jackson Browne's "Running on Empty"

Also Mike's voice on "You Just May Be the One." That song is the tits.

The truth is everywhere in this bitch.

Agreed.  It's no more "silly" than the Phantasm films, and it shares their atmosphere of foreboding.  Plus the score kicks copious amounts of ass.

I dunno what's better…the flailing arms under the "corpse's" housedress, or how close Kristy Swanson comes to laughing.

I couldn't agree more about Wes Craven. 'Deadly Friend' is hard to forgive on a creative level.

The Ninth Gate is sorely underrated, especially if you watch it as a dark comedy.

Ohhh 'The Legacy.'  How I love that film.  Best part is when (*SPOILER ALERT*) Roger Daltrey chokes on a chicken bone, and the big reveal is that HE'D HAD THE HAM AT DINNER!

They only created J because people had so much trouble spelling "Jive."

Er…"The Experiments"

"I can't believe you forgot…"

Wait…Mozart did a song about licking asses?