Crystal Antlers
This is ridiculously sad.

Ouch
Dollhouse hurt SO bad. Dushku's acting so terrible I get the chills just thinking about it. Can no longer write complete sentences. Poor Joss.

Yeah, part VI: Jason Lives is definitely my favorite. And Jason Takes Manhattan is far and away the most entertaining, by virtue of being utterly ridiculous on every conceivable level.

A Promising Sign
Nice to see the Comics Panel back up and running regularly. This is one of my favorite features, so its erratic schedule can be a bummer.

Why is it unreasonable that she was still in her bra, when Leonard was clearly still in t-shirt and boxers?

Minor Threat
Minor Threat.

Olivia's sister - YAWN
Anyone else just want the inevitable kidnapping/death/menacing of Olivia's sister to just get over with, already? And the manufactured romantic entanglement of the sister and Peter? And the danger to the vulnerable little niece who's already nearly had her brain liquefied?

Laser surgery won't save us!
Unfortunately, laser eye surgery is primarily corrective for nearsightedness, but it's astigmatism that causes the big problem with digital 3-D. The 3-D glasses basically use a prismatic effect to resolve overlapping images (I'm sure Wikipedia has a better explanation). BUT, since even…

An easy one for the LOST obsessed
Since we didn't actually SEE him die, I'm not totally convince that Jin perished in the boat explosion. Any word on Daniel Dae Kim's involvement in forthcoming episodes?

In addition to all that chaffing, there will also be chafing. Speaking of which, how about a nice chafing dish for serving up all that delectable human meat?

Zodiac Motherfucker is right. I don't feel guilty about not liking this stuff. FAIL.

Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart's "seminal" Trout Mask Replica. I guess I'm just not savvy enough to appreciate its brilliance. Nope, scratch that… I just plain think it sucks.

A Sequel to Outland??
So does Sean Connery reprise his role as the crusty old space marshal? Outland II: Outlander.

Tender Prey. Definitely Tender Prey.

I hate this comment thread.

The new Greg Mottola movie
If the preview is any indication, Adventureland promises to be friggin' hilarious. Bill Hader is my hero.

In defense of Alan Covert
For some reason Alan Covert always strikes me as the lone bright spot in Happy Gilmore movies. In fact, I happened to catch Grandma's Boy recently and I quite enjoyed it. Is this shameful?

This comment's trenchant observations make it a seminal moment in Elitist Trash's oeuvre.

My Girlfriend Called It
"Nothing with a title that stupid could possibly be good, but I feel like we have to watch it anyway."

Oh no! Without Nick Fury we'll have Iron Man, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.