Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!

Is that what body percussion means?

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Who is your proposed 2013 substitute for Elisabeth Shue? Is it Elisabeth Shue?

Well, it was about that time that I notice that Zosia Mamet was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic Era.

And that crush has gotten surprisingly stronger as I've gotten older and she's earned Harvard degrees.

No, vest-wearing theater owner. You made the right decision. Never doubt yourself.

Does he still play through bass cabs? I thought that was just a Kyuss thing.

Uh-oh, there had better be no quaaludes in season 7.

I choose to pretend that they're not real-life but CGI mass media creations.

No kidding. Even in its later seasons it was still pulling in 4-7 million viewers per episode.

I never would have guessed that *SPOILERS* Dualla's zombie would have figured so prominently, though.

Oof, 67 minutes with the shortest song being 4:23. I'll give it a shot (the review makes it sound more like a B, maybe B+), but I usually prefer that bands give the listener tight and memorable rather than a mandatory 10-12 songs and a touch bloated.

And talk about an unnecessary ending. Two nuclear bombs? It's nice to know the effects department had some more cash this time around, but come on; that's just bad story structure.

I shall invoke Wikipedia.

Oh God, The River! There was also a third book where they did a "What if he had never been rescued in the first book?"

I think that was the second one.

To be fair, it did gross $160 mil on a $75 mil budget. It wasn't a flop, it was just weird and had a horrible, horrible story.

I enjoyed the sign gag in the temp agency: "Careers are for suckers!"

The trailer for the "Star Trek: TNG" parody actually looked like it was made by people who enjoyed the TV show (which is more than I can say for the TNG movies). No idea if it was in any way enjoyable, though.