Ladies and gentlemen, that will be the first and last time that sentence is ever uttered. Good night, and good luck.

75 minutes shot on 35mm? Holy crap, that sounds expensive for web content.

I'm more or less hoping for this.

A sack of potatoes?

The phrase “the virgin, Connie Swail” will be kicking around in my head all day now. Thanks, Perkins.

I got through about 40 seconds of that. I didn't think you could totally neuter that song but I was wrong.

Ducky?

Ah, paper covering. Got it!

Ah, paper covering. Got it!

How does one autograph a coat hanger?

How does one autograph a coat hanger?

That story was kind of beautiful, in a surreal way.

That story was kind of beautiful, in a surreal way.

I had the same thought. Turns out it was a 2011 show AND #1 on last year's list.

I had the same thought. Turns out it was a 2011 show AND #1 on last year's list.

Ooo, they might give you It's Always Sunny. The commentariat on that are rascally, to put it mildly.

Ooo, they might give you It's Always Sunny. The commentariat on that are rascally, to put it mildly.

Hadn't Laura Prepon been blonde since the last season or two of That '70s Show? I don't like it any more than the next right-headed person, but it's not a new thing.

Hadn't Laura Prepon been blonde since the last season or two of That '70s Show? I don't like it any more than the next right-headed person, but it's not a new thing.

You know what? I liked 'King of Queens'. There was nothing remarkable about it, it was all middle of the road comedy, but it yielded a few chuckles and it seemed like a good vehicle for Kevin James's comedy. And it looked like he was always putting some effort into it and having fun. Plus that show had a very…