but simply said "I'll give this back to you for your 18th birthday"

I was watching 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' alone in the living room when my mother and sister came home. Which part did they walk in on?

I was watching 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' alone in the living room when my mother and sister came home. Which part did they walk in on?

I'm not in this episode. I'm Scott Malkinson and I've got diabetes.

I'm not in this episode. I'm Scott Malkinson and I've got diabetes.

Loo loo loo, I've got some apples
Loo loo loo, you've got some too
Loo loo loo, let's make some applesauce
Take off your clothes and loo loo loo

Loo loo loo, I've got some apples
Loo loo loo, you've got some too
Loo loo loo, let's make some applesauce
Take off your clothes and loo loo loo

I have absolutely no memory of that 'Footloose' remake coming out. Not that I have the biggest cultural radar, but I don't even remember being bothered by the ad campaign for it.

I have absolutely no memory of that 'Footloose' remake coming out. Not that I have the biggest cultural radar, but I don't even remember being bothered by the ad campaign for it.

I hadn't seen it when I was a teenager, so a couple of friends sat me down to watch it a couple of years ago. I kept looking at them uncomfortably the whole time as they were beaming with glee over it. Lazy, kind of offensive, and barely held together by a vague semblance of a plot.

I hadn't seen it when I was a teenager, so a couple of friends sat me down to watch it a couple of years ago. I kept looking at them uncomfortably the whole time as they were beaming with glee over it. Lazy, kind of offensive, and barely held together by a vague semblance of a plot.

I will be the one person on the internet who goes to bat for 'Blue' and says that it's the best of the 'Three Colors' trilogy. Everyone always says 'Red'. No one ever says 'White' (good Lord, but Poland is a dreary place to shoot).

I will be the one person on the internet who goes to bat for 'Blue' and says that it's the best of the 'Three Colors' trilogy. Everyone always says 'Red'. No one ever says 'White' (good Lord, but Poland is a dreary place to shoot).

Perhaps the studio is located in a jail.

Perhaps the studio is located in a jail.

Huh. James Cameron sure had some time to kill there.

Huh. James Cameron sure had some time to kill there.

Ooo, Mythbusters. Thanks for reminding me. Here's hoping it's not another compilation episode.

Ooo, Mythbusters. Thanks for reminding me. Here's hoping it's not another compilation episode.

Subway crossover, too.